Awkward situation, help?

I was drinking last night and I ped out in my bedroom with the kitchen refrigerator (which is on the other side of the house) on my legs, and I cant get up. I dont know how much I drank and how the hell I got a full sized refrigerator into my bedroom but Im kinda freaking out........and my food is spoiling. Is there some way I can leverage my way out of this, I also have a broom handle. FYI: im on my iphone app if your wondering that.